Eucharistic Hostage Released, No One Hurt

Well this is an interesting story out of Florida.  It seems a young man decided to go to church and receive communion.  Instead of consuming the wafer in the church, the gentleman thug decided to walk home with it.  As he tried to exit the church, parishioners decided to try and wrestle the bread out of his hand.  Obviously they were unsuccessful.  The young man went home with the body of Jesus in hand, only to receive numerous death threats from enraged Catholics around the world.  Here’s the follow up:

Orange County, FL — One week after a University of Central Florida student snatched something sacred from church, armed UCF police officers stood guard during Sunday Mass to protect what Catholics call “The Body of Christ.”Minutes before the Mass began, Student Senator Webster Cook returned the Holy Eucharist he was holding hostage in a Ziploc bag ever since smuggling the blessed wafer of bread out of the Catholic Mass service Sunday June 29.

Carol Brinati with the Diocese of Orlando said the Catholic community was “concerned about the possible desecration of the Eucharist,” and pleaded for its safe return. Cook, who was raised Catholic, said he decided to bring the Eucharist home after a church leader tried to physically pry it from his hand. Cook broke Church rules by failing to consume it immediately during communion and then removing it from his mouth once seated. Cook said he just wanted to show the Eucharist to a friend he brought with questions about Catholicism before consuming it. But outraged Catholics across the globe didn’t believe him and suspected he intended all along to steal the Eucharist and bloggers sent out e-mail messages damning him to Hell.”I am returning the Eucharist to you in response to the e-mails I have received from Catholics in the UCF community,” Cook wrote in a letter to the church. “I still want the community to understand that the use physical force is wrong, especially when based on assumptions. However, I feel it is unnecessary to cause pain for those who are not at fault in this situation.” Cook said some threatened to break into his dorm room to rescue the Eucharist. Brinati said the Diocese of Orlando didn’t condone those threats, but was happy Cook had a change of heart and returned it. “We’ve been praying about that,” she said. It’s still not clear if the controversy is over. There is no word yet if either the Catholic students or Cook will drop their separate complaints filed against each other with UCF’s student court. The violations each side accused the other of could result in suspension or expulsion. Cook still disagrees with the more than $40,000 in student funds distributed annually to support Catholic and other religious groups on campus, but seemed conciliatory in his letter.” I want to thank the individuals who explained the emotional and spiritual pain my possession of the Eucharist caused them to experience,” he wrote. “They have demonstrated that the use [of] reason is more effective than the use of force.” Cook said he still hopes to meet with the local Bishop to discuss prohibiting the use of force to recover the Eucharist. He also wants an apology.

http://www.wftv.com/news/16798008/detail.html

So, to recap this:  Man walks in church.  Man steals communion cracker from church.  Church people try to wrestle cracker back.  Man receives death threats.  Man returns cracker.  Oh, one more thing, the church apparently had ARMED guards protecting the wafers the following week.  This begs the question:  Were they ordered to shoot anyone on sight who tried to steal the wafer that week?

I remember my first communion as a 6 year old child.  I went forward and received the wafer (host) chomped down, and promptly spat it on the floor.  No one prepared me for the fact it tasted like cardboard.  I am 43 now, and I still remember the look on everyone’s face in that church.  To my knowledge, no Catholic Fatwa was issued against me.

To be honest, it’s things like this that make us people of faith, any faith, look like utter fools.  Yes, i know that Catholics place a special meaning on the Eucharist, but it is a fracking wafer.  I’m not sure if the guy needed to be physically attacked, and then shown the love of Jesus by sending death threats.  Hey, at least he took Jesus home with him.  Which is more than I can say for those that threatened and attacked him.