Well, I haven’t seen the new X-Files movie yet, but the initial reviews are in, and… it’s crap.
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This is not the X-Files that we all knew and loved back in the day. The plot revolves around a priest that has visions of women that have disappeared. That’s the only paranormal stuff in the movie. This probably means that this is the end of the road for the X-Files.
Now, here’s my theory. Back when X-Files was on the air, the government was feeding Chris Carter script ideas based on fact. Carter would then run with those ideas, and put then on TV in episodes of the supposedly fictional X-Files, but true believers always knew the fictional X-Files was real. Now the government gave Carter a script that they knew was going to bomb at the box office, thereby ending the X-Files franchise. The government has done this so they can now clear the way for real disclosure about the alien presence among us. After all, why else would Edgar Mitchell, the sixth man to walk on the Moon come on the radio in Britain a few days ago saying that UFO’s were real, and that aliens had been visiting us for many years, Roswell was real, and aliens were in fact now here. It all fits together.
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It wasn’t a great movie but it wasn’t worse than an average episode from a good season. As great as the original series was, there were, after all, some pretty lame episodes.
Hi Mike, thanks for the visit and the comment! I guess so, I just had my hopes up that this would be a really good movie. Oh well. There’s always Keanu Reeves in the remake of “The Day The Earth Stood Still.”