I will be the first to state, I am not the least bit competent when it comes to carpentry or woodworking. However, I have sawed a piece of wood, without slicing my wee wee off.
WANTAGE, England, July 5 (UPI) — A 54-year-old carpenter in Wantage, England, accidentally cut off his own penis while working with a saw, his mother says.
Stuart Keen’s mother, Edna, told The Sunday Telegraph her son had been cutting wood for a cabinet when the saw inflicted the horrific injury. Surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage, she said.
“Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools,” Keen’s mother said.
“This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession.”
A South Central Ambulance Service spokesman said paramedics found him bleeding in his bathtub.
“I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident,” Keen’s mother told the Telegraph.
Seriously, how does this happen? And, why get your mother involved? I mean, if I had the unfortunate misfortune of slicing my Mr. Happy off, I do not think I would tell my mother!
“This was an unfortunate accident, but these things happen all the time to people in his profession.”
I don’t know? I don’t know too many wangless carpenters.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/07/05/Man-accidentally-cuts-off-own-penis/UPI-78371246823079/
hard to know which pain would be worse — the injury or the embarassment
I think explaining it to mommy would be a low point!