A Blonde Goes Horse Back Riding

A Blonde decides to try horseback riding for the very first time. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror she grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse   gallops along,
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself  to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again
and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when……..

……..the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

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