Thank You Canada’s Nationalized Medi-Care For Nearly Killing Me! (NOT!)

I am proud to be Canadian.  I think I live in the best country in the world.  However, I would like to relate an experience that I recently had that causes me great concern. Last week, I came down with a major kidney infection.  I tried to ignore it for 3 days, drank lots of [...]

Sarah Palin: PWNED By Two Canadians!

This speaks for itself!  Two Canadian comedians from Montreal completely own Sarah Palin!

A Killer Gang is on The Loose!

Squamish is a fairly small town, halfway between Vancouver and Whistler, BC.  However, we are not immune from the problems that plague the larger urban centers.  Today, as I left my apartment, I was accosted by a roving gang of thugs.  This posse of ruffians lay in wait until I exited my apartment, and then [...]

Toronto’s Misery To Get Worse

I just read an artice in the Globe and Mail, which says NHL Governors are talking about putting a second NHL Team in Toronto.  For the love of God, stop torturing these poor people.  Now they will just have to wait twice as long for hell to freeze over.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081020.shoalts21/BNStory/National/home

…And What’s The Problem Here…? (Some Language)

kay, I am no fan of Stephen GW Bush of the North Harper (even though, sadly, he is probably the best of a sorry bunch of idiots running for PM). However, will someone tell me what exactly is the problem with the Conservative government’s decision to let this moron pay for his crime where he [...]

Wrong Way Tourist Has A Lesson For All

This story is one of those “feel good” stories that come along every once in a while.  This tourist thought she was going on a dream vacation to Sydney, Australia, but ened up in Sydney, Nova Scotia.  Instead of getting upset and throwing a fit, she decided to go with what she had been dealt.  [...]

And God Created Canada

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for 6 days. Eventually Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the 7th day.
He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards, through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.”
Archangel Michael looked puzzled [...]

2 Canadians in Hell

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?”
The two guys reply, “Well, you know, we’re [...]

Why I Love Canadian Election Time

It seems that our “Dear Leader”, Prime Minister Stephen Harper is fixing to call a snap election for October.  While I hate the campaigning that goes on, and the dirty ads that we will undoubtably be exposed to from all sides, I must say that I do love our electoral system.  Unlike our friends to [...]

Why?

I’m sure that most of you have, by now, heard of the horrific murder of Tim McLean, a young 22 year old man travelling home from Edmonton to Winnipeg on a Greyhound bus.  McLean, a carnival worker, was on his way home to Winnipeg when Vincent Li, a 40 year old Neswpaper delivery man brutally [...]