A Blonde Goes Horse Back Riding

A Blonde decides to try horseback riding for the very first time. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror she grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a [...]

Best Headline… EVER!!!

Downed US spy plane now
‘property’ of MILF rebels
By Al Jacinto, Correspondent
ZAMBOANGA CITY: Philippine Muslim rebels recently shot down a US spy drone flying inside their territory in the restive southern [...]

A Killer Gang is on The Loose!

Squamish is a fairly small town, halfway between Vancouver and Whistler, BC.  However, we are not immune from the problems that plague the larger urban centers.  Today, as I left my apartment, I was accosted by a roving gang of thugs.  This posse of ruffians lay in wait until I exited my apartment, and then [...]

America’s Newest Weapon On Terror

Forget water-boarding.  America has a new method to extract information from terror suspects being help at Guantanamo Bay, and human rights activists are crying foul, claiming the method violates every aspect of the Geneva Convention.  This method is so effective that it has a success rate of extracting information, when used, of virtually 100%.
That method?  [...]

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EU To Adopt English As The Official European Language

English spelling reform
The European Union has announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English, rather than German, as the preferred language for American and European communications. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s and the United State’s Governments conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and they have developed a five-year [...]

Red State Update Does Edgar Mitchell

Crop Circle Maker Caught In The Act

Ever wonder where those crop-circles come from?  Wonder no more.

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Phoenix Scientists Brief Pres. Bush on Martian Discovery

I just came across this leaked transcript of the briefing between Phoenix Lander scientists and President George W. Bush:
GWB: Gentlemen, please come in!  Welcome to what we like to call the Oval Office.
Scientist 1: Thank you Mr. President.  It’s an honor to be here bringing such momentous news!
GWB: Right.  Now I hear them say [...]

World’s Oldest Joke

Here is the world’s oldest recorded joke from 1900 years ago. It’s not a knock knock joke.
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
HA!  Those silly Sumerians!