A Blonde Goes Horse Back Riding

A Blonde decides to try horseback riding for the very first time. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror she grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a [...]

Morality Police Targeting Uranus

A new moral watchdog group named, “Morality in Science” has its sight set on Uranus.  Rev. John Steeplemore, founding Pastor of First Fundamentalist Church of the Orthodox Reformed Baptist Union,  Mobile, Alabama said he was moved to action when his son, Johnny Steeplemore Jr., came home from school and, at the family table, declared, “Hey [...]

Star Trek: The Lost Episode

I came across this today.
Picard: “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at
finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been
able to access their command pathways?”
Geordi: “Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching
through our archives on late [...]

Best Headline… EVER!!!

Downed US spy plane now
‘property’ of MILF rebels
By Al Jacinto, Correspondent
ZAMBOANGA CITY: Philippine Muslim rebels recently shot down a US spy drone flying inside their territory in the restive southern [...]

A 5′7″ Jew PWNS a 6′4″ Irish Catholic

I have just watched the Daily Show With Jon Stewart.  Stewart interviewed Bill O’Reilly, and totally owned him.  However, I was concerned that Pappa Bear O’Reilly was going to crush my fave Jew:

However, J.S. prevailed, and proved once again, how much of a douche-bag the ultra right wing Pappa Bear really is.

Reaction To Prop. 8 Spirals Out Of Control

This is getting out of control now…

A Killer Gang is on The Loose!

Squamish is a fairly small town, halfway between Vancouver and Whistler, BC.  However, we are not immune from the problems that plague the larger urban centers.  Today, as I left my apartment, I was accosted by a roving gang of thugs.  This posse of ruffians lay in wait until I exited my apartment, and then [...]

America’s Newest Weapon On Terror

Forget water-boarding.  America has a new method to extract information from terror suspects being help at Guantanamo Bay, and human rights activists are crying foul, claiming the method violates every aspect of the Geneva Convention.  This method is so effective that it has a success rate of extracting information, when used, of virtually 100%.
That method?  [...]

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And God Created Canada

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for 6 days. Eventually Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the 7th day.
He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards, through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.”
Archangel Michael looked puzzled [...]