We Are Doomed! Doomed, I Tell You!

The remake of “The Day The Earth Stood Still”, with Keanu Reeves as the alien Klaatu was released today to a Universe wide audience. Yes, you heard that right. The movie was beamed to Alpha Centauri. We arre seriously doomed. Keanu Reeves beamed to the stars. It’s all over except [...]

Another Phoenix Update

CNN is reporting this concerning the important discovery that the Phoenix Lander has made on Mars:
CNN) — NASA’s Phoenix lander has discovered a toxic chemical in soil near Mars’ north pole, dimming hopes for finding life on the Red Planet, the probe’s operators said Monday.

The chemical, perchlorate, is an oxidant widely used in [...]

Phoenix Finds…Something On Mars

This past week scientists announced that there is definitely water on Mars, however, that is not the most interesting thing that the lander has found.  Apparently, it has found something else, something more significant than water.  Something so significant that it’s gone all the way the the White House Science Advisors.  (I almost choked getting [...]

TV Evangelists To Take Gospel To The Stars

The four biggest names in American Televangelism have united for an evangelistic outreach that is truly out of this world. Paul Crouch, Benny Hinn, Pat Robertson and Kenneth Copeland announced earlier today that they have purchased the Jodrell Bank Radio Telescope from the University of Manchester in Great Britain for a reported $130 million. The [...]

There Be Aliens Here!

Recently, Jeff Peckman held a stellar news conference in Denver, Colorado, showing undeniable proof of genuine alien contact to the hordes of media types gathered. The genuine proof? A video, shot by Stan Romanek, of Nebraska. It seems that Romanek has a teen-age daughter and suspected that a peeping tom was lurking [...]